mom: *gets into car*
me: *violently shakes door handle until mom unlocks car*
When you finally graduate
ilpharmdude: ipreferyoucallmedoctor: No freaking kidding
bootsandbacon: How I imagine Finals going:
It's finals week.
Finals next week.
Group work this entire semester
ehating: I took my sisters Barbie for this video
chompybacon: i shaved my legs and now they feel like dolphins
My stomach: F̣̮̙͈̖͉̥͎̂ͩ̎̉͝͞ͅĘ̪̱̪̭̘́ͭ̉̽̈̅͂E̶̱̱̣͖͉͖̮̦̲̾̈́͗̿D̬͓̫̪̝͍͓̻̒̍̔̍͛̐̀ ̩̩͇̣̝̩̜͌ͩ̐̆̉ͪ̉̇M̈ͫͅẺ̾̒͏̧̡͓̦̫̘ͅ
The night before a big exam
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
MY RESPONSE TO THE QUESTION, "WHAT DO YOU WANT TO...
seeka-greatperhaps: do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation I’ve never felt more understood